So last night Meg, Hubby and I were making dinner when Meg came up to me with a piece of paper!
“I wrote a book Mommy!”
“Really?” I said “what’s the title?”
Meg shoved a bright red piece of paper in my face and quickly spurted out the title followed by a cheeky giggle.
“No Fart Foods For Mommy!”
Immediately hubby began to snicker and I could feel a smile start to creep across my face too!
“Really? Hmm… well let’s see it then shall we!”
I took the piece of paper and instantly began to chuckle!
NO FART FOODS FOR MOMMY was written not so neatly across the top of the paper followed by a list…
1. No Lentil Soup
2. No cabbage
3. No beans
Then below the list was this…
In each column I’m apparently grabbing a big bowl of the afore-mentioned “fart foods” and… well it doesn’t take long to guess the sequence of events!
Of course hubby thought it appropriate to break into a fit of laughter! *humph*
Honestly! Like neither of them fart! *grin*
All the things I do and this is what I get remembered for?
Well I nevah!
Now pass the lentils! *wink*
4 thoughts on “No Fart Foods For Mommy!”
Oh. My. God. That is freaking hilarious! I love the fart animation. You need to stock up Beano for the sake of your family. I’m just saying.
lol the pictures are so funny 🙂 Fart?? tut tut I *never* do that.
hehe you she cracks me up! What are they talking about ladies don’t fart it’s the dog that does it 🙂 hehe
Got to love the pictures, but at least mom is smiling in to of them as she let’s the gas go 🙂
Ummmm, I have no comment!!